Top Ten Sexy Christmas Songs
(in ascending order of licentiousness)
1. Love Christmas Style by The Erotic Drum Band
2. Merry Christmas Baby by Otis Redding
3. Baby It’s Cold Outside by Margaret Whiting and Johnny Mercer
4. Santa Baby by Eartha Kitt
5. Back Door Santa by Clarence Carter
6. Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin’ by Albert King
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7. I’ve Got Some Presents for Santa by Sarah Taylor and Bill Mumy
8. Sex for Christmas by Eric Bellinger
9. Christmas Balls by Ben Light and His Surf Club Boys
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10. C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S. by The Yobs
— November 21, 2021