Ten Dumb Joke Names I've Used For Myself on Zoom

(in ascending order of ridiculousness)

10. Kevin Knows I’m Miserable Now

9. Kevin and the Ragged Tiger

8. Kevinth Son of a Kevinth Son

7. Kevin Help Us All

6. Jackie Wilson Said (I’m in Kevin When You Smile)

5. The Kevin Habits of Highly Effective People

4. The Five People You Meet in Kevin

3. Kevin Is a Place Where Nothing Ever Happens

2. Sexy and Kevinteen

1. Would You Know My Name If I Saw You in Kevin?

— April 11, 2021