Ten Breakfast Items That Would Be on the Menu at an Ursula K. Le Guin-Themed Diner
(This is surely the most ridiculous list I’ve posted so far. Counting down from ten to one . . . )
10. A Wizard of Muesli
9. Oatmealian Tales
8. Scrapple than Empires and More Slow
7. The Beignet of the World
6. The Blintz’ Twelve Quarters
5. The Crêpe of Heaven
4. The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelettes
3. The Word for World Is Porridge
2. Buffalo Grits, Won’t You Come Out Tonight
1. The Left Ham of Darkness
— February 5, 2026