Sixty-two Pitchfork Perfect Tens, Ranked
(Some time ago, Pitchfork posted a list of all the albums in their archive that have received a perfect-ten review. Of the roughly 140 albums in this catalog, I know sixty-two of them well enough to express an informed if idiosyncratic opinion. Eight of them appear on my own list of fifty favorite albums, and a ninth (Spirit of Eden) would if I allowed myself more than one album per artist. Here they are, ranked extremely subjectively, from favorite to least favorite.)
- Astral Weeks by Van Morrison 
- Disintegration by The Cure 
- Laughing Stock by Talk Talk 
- Hounds of Love by Kate Bush 
- Spirit of Eden by Talk Talk 
- Rain Dogs by Tom Waits 
- Songs in the Key of Life by Stevie Wonder 
- The Queen Is Dead by The Smiths 
- Homogenic by Björk 
- Purple Rain by Prince and the Revolution 
- Otis Blue: Otis Redding Sings Soul by Otis Redding 
- Heaven or Las Vegas by Cocteau Twins 
- For Your Pleasure by Roxy Music 
- In the Aeroplane Over the Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel 
- Abbey Road by The Beatles 
- Sign o’ the Times by Prince 
- I See a Darkness by Bonnie “Prince” Billy 
- English Settlement by XTC 
- Optimo [EP] by Liquid Liquid 
- Post by Björk 
- Low by David Bowie 
- Fear of Music by Talking Heads 
- Hatful of Hollow by The Smiths 
- Revolver by The Beatles 
- Selected Ambient Works Vol. II by Aphex Twin 
- A Love Supreme by John Coltrane 
- Another Green World by Brian Eno 
- Off the Wall by Michael Jackson 
- Ambient 1: Music for Airports by Brian Eno 
- Unknown Pleasures by Joy Division 
- Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles 
- Rubber Soul by The Beatles 
- Kind of Blue by Miles Davis 
- 1999 by Prince 
- Daydream Nation by Sonic Youth 
- Blue by Joni Mitchell 
- 20 Jazz Funk Greats by Throbbing Gristle 
- Appetite for Destruction by Guns N’ Roses 
- Closer by Joy Division 
- London Calling by The Clash 
- Dirty Mind by Prince 
- Loveless by My Bloody Valentine 
- The Beatles by The Beatles 
- Court and Spark by Joni Mitchell 
- Blood on the Tracks by Bob Dylan 
- Marquee Moon by Television 
- Germfree Adolescents by X-Ray Spex 
- Tonight’s the Night by Neil Young 
- Nebraska by Bruce Springsteen 
- Exile on Main St. by The Rolling Stones 
- Magical Mystery Tour by The Beatles 
- Tapestry by Carole King 
- Donuts by J Dilla 
- OK Computer by Radiohead 
- The Stone Roses by The Stone Roses 
- Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) by Wu-Tang Clan 
- The Bends by Radiohead 
- Kid A by Radiohead 
- Master of Puppets by Metallica 
- Rumours by Fleetwood Mac 
- Yankee Hotel Foxtrot by Wilco 
- Alive! by KISS 
— April 20, 2025