Sixty-One Pitchfork Perfect Tens, Ranked
(Some time ago, Pitchfork posted a list of all the albums in their archive that have received a perfect-ten review. Of the roughly 140 albums in this catalog, I know sixty of them well enough to express an informed if idiosyncratic opinion. Six of them appear on my own list of fifty favorite albums, and a seventh (Spirit of Eden) would if I allowed myself more than one album per artist. Here they are, ranked extremely subjectively, from favorite to least favorite.)
Astral Weeks by Van Morrison
Disintegration by The Cure
Laughing Stock by Talk Talk
Hounds of Love by Kate Bush
Spirit of Eden by Talk Talk
Songs in the Key of Life by Stevie Wonder
The Queen Is Dead by The Smiths
Homogenic by Björk
Purple Rain by Prince and the Revolution
Otis Blue: Otis Redding Sings Soul by Otis Redding
Heaven or Las Vegas by Cocteau Twins
For Your Pleasure by Roxy Music
In the Aeroplane Over the Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel
Abbey Road by The Beatles
Sign o’ the Times by Prince
I See a Darkness by Bonnie “Prince” Billy
English Settlement by XTC
Optimo [EP] by Liquid Liquid
Post by Björk
Low by David Bowie
Fear of Music by Talking Heads
Hatful of Hollow by The Smiths
Revolver by The Beatles
Selected Ambient Works Vol. II by Aphex Twin
A Love Supreme by John Coltrane
Another Green World by Brian Eno
Off the Wall by Michael Jackson
Ambient 1: Music for Airports by Brian Eno
Unknown Pleasures by Joy Division
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles
Rubber Soul by The Beatles
Kind of Blue by Miles Davis
1999 by Prince
Daydream Nation by Sonic Youth
Blue by Joni Mitchell
20 Jazz Funk Greats by Throbbing Gristle
Appetite for Destruction by Guns N’ Roses
Closer by Joy Division
London Calling by The Clash
Dirty Mind by Prince
Loveless by My Bloody Valentine
The Beatles by The Beatles
Court and Spark by Joni Mitchell
Blood on the Tracks by Bob Dylan
Marquee Moon by Television
Germfree Adolescents by X-Ray Spex
Tonight’s the Night by Neil Young
Nebraska by Bruce Springsteen
Exile on Main St. by The Rolling Stones
Magical Mystery Tour by The Beatles
Tapestry by Carole King
Donuts by J Dilla
OK Computer by Radiohead
The Stone Roses by The Stone Roses
Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) by Wu-Tang Clan
The Bends by Radiohead
Kid A by Radiohead
Master of Puppets by Metallica
Rumours by Fleetwood Mac
Yankee Hotel Foxtrot by Wilco
Alive! by KISS
— January 7, 2024